When you click on something knowing exactly how it's going to end.

Studio: "Its good but a little too short. Could you expand the storyline to fill it out to 2 hours?"

In this version Han didn't get to shoot at all.

Vader: "I wanted prisoners!"

The character development was incredible

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away......THE END!

It's got that "Bambi vs. Godzilla" vibe. Well done!

Plot armor failing, Captain!

"You idiot! I said ACROSS her nose, not up it!"

Todays new producers used that much info to write their spin-offs

Well the DS was already built, so the Empire didn't need the plans anyway

I mean, I probably would've paid $8 for that

Thats a good movie. She was a nerf-hearder anyway.

Obi-Wan: "I felt a mild disturbance in the Force, as if about twenty or thirty voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

"Careful you idiot! I said accross her nose not up it!"

Star Wars: No Hope

You were right, the negotiations were short….