We here at the home office offer our compliments and heartfelt thanks to any and all involved in the production of this epiphany, and for offering clarification once and for all dispelling any doubt that Jeremiah was indeed a bullfrog.

"Did you ever wonder what a dog does on his day off? He can't lie around, that's his job."

"I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog."

"Dogs can't dance, silly. They have two left feet."

"The reason dogs like to visit other dogs on the dairy farm is that dogs love to sniff another dog's dairy air."

"Get these mutts away from me ..... I don't find this stuff amusing anymore."