On tonight's episode of "Things that never happened...."

All I know is those patches don't look like they were cut off of nothing.

I don’t think you could strip a McDonald’s straw of its paper. Your definitely not stripping anything from anyone else lol

If this guy's a Hells Angel, I'm a brain

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

bro you stripped nothing from no one.

Those patches definitely do not look like they were ever sewn on anything. I think this guy either has had a head injury at some point in his life or he is on some type of mind altering illegal substance

His MC nickname is sniffles

Plot twist " hes the actual Ebay seller "

If you're not a member of that particular club, why get involved?... it's not your business.

Those are fresh outta the wish shipping envelopes. I'm calling boolsheet on the whole story

This is much better at 1.5 speed.

Stripped it off his own jacket... Hard-core .

Those patches look like theyre clean out of a box. No damage after apparently being “stripped” off a jacket

This guy would bow to anyone with a patch without question

Not even his dogs respect him lol

*****I HAVE A QUESTION, I HAVE PINK LEATHER VEST THAT SAYS HELL'S OUTLAWS 99% CM AND IT HAS IMAGE OF CANNONBALL WITH ANGEL WINGS AND MEXICAN STYLE UPSIDE-DOWN SOMPRERO-HAT UNDER THE CANNONBALL, SO BASICALLY CANNONBALL IS SHITTING INSIDE THE SOMBRERO. IS IT OK TO WEAR IT AND IS IT ANY OFFENSIVE?!? WILL I BE IN TROUBLE IF I WAS RIDING AROUND WEARING IT!?!? OH YEAH... I AM GAY BLACK-CHINESE GUY AND MY BIKE IS KAWASAKI AND IT IS RIGHT ABOUT 750cc's. THANKS IN THE ADVANCE!*****