Jeff got away alive, unharmed, and with supernaturally good eyes. That is the best encounter with a genie to ever happen.

He's lucky the first wish didn't have any loophole...

I like this portrayal of a genie as being generally good-natured but irrevocably bound to exploit any loopholes in the wish requests.

Jeff's optometrist was so impressed by his eye examination that they married, and he inherited $40 billion. Her father gave him flying lessons.

I like how the genie was genuinely disappointed with the fumble at the end, like he was actually excited somebody managed to outwit his loopholes only to fall for his own sloppy wording.

I love the frustration over the eyeballs discussion. A bunch of the loopholes were legitimate ways to interpret the wording. "You never specified what KIND of bar", "you never specified what currency", but the genie yanking out your eyeballs after granting you all the books is like his own personal addition to a wish. Like "I grant you the wish to speak every language but you get an STD as well."

Milkshake and a brain aneurism got me too good

Fun fact: The original concept of the “bad wishes” was just a nice message about how sometimes what you want isn’t necessarily good for you. The genies would grant the exact wish you wanted, but it’d just turn out that said wish wasn’t actually a nice thing to have. Example: “Make me the ruler of this country”. It’d happen as you described it, AND as your mind pictured it, but it’d just turn out that the responsibility of being the ruler of a country was too much to bear.

"And I did not say doll hairs." You guys do your research!

I love the pure honesty from the genie being like "bro trust me do not ask to commune with the dead" and how Jack's face is just stunned and a bit scared.

5:46 even the good eyes have a catch lmao

The goal of any genie must be to escape the lamp by turning some unlucky wisher into a genie in their place. They spend all their lamp-bound eternity thinking up wish loopholes so they can seize the chance when it arises. Any wisher who doesn’t accidentally wish to be a genie then gets a monkey’s paw loophole out of sheer spite. He should have listened to the genie’s sob story and he might have figured this out!

I honestly want to just hear these two bounce potential wishes off each other lol GIVE US THE EXTENDED CUT

I really love the initial wish-audit.

And the catch of his first wish: you can run all of the wishes by the genie, but he will now do his best to come up with a catch

"That's a nice chair I'll pin the chair idea" is exactly the type of humor I've been looking for. thank you

Genie just saying that dude you DO NOT wanna talk to dead, was an absolute gem.

"I wish for a deep and lasting love"