As Jackie Gleason so correctly pointed out, "When churches needs money, preachers ask the people for it. When the people need money, the preachers tell them to ask God."

This is an actual man of God. Bless you John Oliver! All hail the Lady of Perpetual Exemption!!

For someone who has Lupus and grew up in church, this hit on such a level. I had so many people lay hands on me after I was diagnosed in high school and it jaded the hell out of me. Also these type of preachers are EVERYWHERE and they are bastards.

Bible: “Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the earth” (Matthew 5:5)

I actually have lupus and, believe me, I would throat punch any televangelist who says this. Most people with chronic debilitating illnesses live in poverty because they can no longer work or afford the medical help they need and become desperate to be well. Preying on the desperate is unconscionable.

This takes "we could make a religion out of this" to a whole new level.

"He loves you and he needs MONEY! he's all powerful, all knowing, all loving, Just can't handle money" - Gorge Carlin

Folks, you'll never believe what happened. I touched the screen, said the number out loud and suddenly was healed. Praise be to John and MaWanda!! I no longer have watermelon seeds growing out of my ears! Thank you both

"act happy over my blessings, folks" is possibly the most narcissistic and insufferable sentence that has ever been spoken. I'm definitely using it from now on

Okay, that cancer bit made me really mad.

From an athiest's point of view, your faith would have to be pretty weak if you believe your best chance of winning God's favor is bribing him. If God was real, I'd imagine he wouldn't approve.

Celebrating the long overdue passing of Pat Robertson with this classic! If Christian heaven is real, at least he isn’t there!!

When I found out my mom was actually sending money to Kenneth Copeland I immediately became the only person in the house that checked the mail. She never personally received another letter from them. We never could figure out why...

here again because Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption is today's featured WIkipedia article