Hello new Ringtone!

Hurt me once, shame on me

I swear the defective turret should be the main character for reals.

If you turn on loop, this almost loops perfectly.

I absolutely adore how this loops perfectly

This is a classic.

why do we still just come back to this every now and then

chell would not want to be friends with that defected turret but I would love him cuz of his voice

this a defective turret meme this is what I think of it

0:45 Took me a while to read because Arabic is read right to left and the letters are supposed to be conjoined, but that's Arabic for "I'm Christian".

Defective T. CAUGHT ON FIRE NEXT TO A BASKET OF KITTENS.

If you loop it tho Really CLEVER I SEE WHAT YOU DID AT THE END

OMFG I just noticed that at the end where he says aaa-- and it cuts off pieces almost seamlessly with the beginning if you have it on loop

Fun fact the defective turrets are actually smarter than the normal turrets as you may be able to see in the fact that they have more sentience than the normal operating turrets (also the operating turrets have a more feminine soothing voice to put their targets in a false sense of security as they give their buyers a real sense of security while the defective turrets have more of a quirky and male voice)

“shootin’ blanks everytime,