Imagine your best friend calling the unexpected death of both of your parents a “blah phase”

"He goes from indiscriminately killing supporting characters to making soulful pencil-drawings of his favourite horse" is the kind of character development all villains should have.

This show has some of the most “kids on the playground” energy ive ever heard of.

The funniest thing about Caroline is that everyone thought she would die, but she stayed longer than the protagonist lol

"so if we are tracking the metaphor, caroline is figuratively gay and caroline's gay dad is figuratively homophobic" IM LOSING IT

You wanted The Devil to be redeemed by dating Bonnie, I wanted Katherine to be redeemed by dating Bonnie, we are at an impasse.

no matter how many times I watch this, the comparison of Damon and Lightning Mqueen's line delivery cracks me the hell up

As a non American, Vampire Diaries made me think American schools had dances every few days

Caroline's dad: Yes, I'm gay. Yes, I'm homophobic. We exist.

As someone with ADHD, whenever a series includes mind control, I always wonder if I could, for example, just pay a vampire to compel me to study for exams or get started on projects. If yes, they can just take my blood in exchange for never needing medication again, I'll probably forget anyway. If not, it's very funny to imagine a vampire getting frustrated because they keep trying to compel me to do their dirty work and I keep insisting I'll get around to it but they didn't explain it very well and I got nervous about screwing up and started procrastinating.

She leaves out the part where Bonnie is trapped alone in a prison world and eventually driven to suicide. The writers basically used her as a human punching bag.

The whole "a vampire can't go into a house without being invited' thing, would have done Bella some good, with Edward coming into her room and watching her sleep

The phrase "I Bing'd it" has such a vile energy to it

"Your existential dread was right Elena, the things that matter to you emotionally and brought you joy, ARE trivial in the face of giant, world ending problems that plague you constantly."