when your putting hand sanitizer on and you rub the cut you forgot about

When you have many sins and you are in heaven:

when you drop the most racist, pedophilic joke in history at class and feel a tap on your shoulder

Me when I realize that school is coming and all my hopes and dreams of being successful in my passion will shatter again for the infinith time and i'm about to hit maximum depression and anxiety from not being able to play my favorite games, draw, animate, craft materials from cardboard, improve my skills and talents, enjoy life, and now having to deal with an immeasurable amount of useless homework, projects, activities, especially social activities which as an introvert, I absolutely despise it, and now I have to deal with all of this until another single-day holiday or Christmas finally comes, that with enough luck, would land on a weekday rather than the past few holidays which horribly and unluckily landed on a weekend which I screamed in agony and suffering just to accept it:

When you try to tear off a hangnail and it rips along your finger

When you get a paper cut without realizing it

When you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your teeth and can't get it out and it is irritating your gums and teeth and tongue:

when you slam the door a little too hard then hear footsteps coming from the hall:

When you take the best crap of your life just to realise there's no more toilet paper

Erm.

When You Sneak in the kitchen at 3Am but you hear footsteps behind you

me when i forgot to do my homework and the teacher says "Ok everybody, now you have to turn in ur homework!"

When your trying to staple something but you find out it’s out of Stapels

When you’re washing your hands and you get water on the peeled skin spot that had blood coming from when you peeled it earlier.

when you listen skibidi toilet on repeat and you meet the person who casted you to this curse

Doctor: the shot won't feel THAT bad!

When a dum student actually got A+ on their test