I have break danced to the death with myself

Lately I've been playing this on loop for my pet bunny when I have to leave her alone for a while so she doesn't get bored/lonely. When I eventually come back and turn off the music, she's started throwing little tantrums and tipping her food bowl over in protest until I put it back on. She doesn't do this for other music she likes, so this must be her favourite. Femtanyl has radicalised my bunny into a rowdy menace.

"i'm gonna put my cat on the mic"

the beats being like ":3" and vocals being someone just dying

this is an auditory representation of eating the salt at the bottom of a pretzel bag

I am a housewife and I find this to be ideal music for cleaning and cooking too

I ESCAPED THE MENTAL ASYLUM BECAUSE FEMTANYL UPLOADED!!!!

Everybody like “I love all music” until they hand me the aux cord and I blast this in their car. Like, Oh, So this no longer a safe space? SMH

femtanyl has 3 emotions

I got an ad for ADHD while listening to this

Timestamps!!

i feel like im eating glass and it's delicious

this would kill the entire roman empire

There is a Femtanyl shaped hole in my Femtanyl shaped heart, and this album fills it up

femtanyl is my favourite artist to listen to while making terrible decisions

I wasn't sure how I felt about the frantic, distorted vocals when they kicked in over the ambient jungle, but it took me only a few moments to realize my own mental state is always frantic distorted vocals over calm, ambient jungle, so I guess I dig it. xP

This is the perfect music to pace back and forth for 26 minutes