Justin Kuritzkes
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Potion Seller
85,291
In a Perfect World
29,119
Summoning
6,169
Ice Cream
5,352
One Hundred Percent a Frog
4,377
You dare come back here?
3,713
Scream
3,587
Dolores
3,071
2010
2,949
You and Me, Man
2,126
 
Potion Seller
85,291
In a Perfect World
29,119
Summoning
6,169
Ice Cream
5,352
One Hundred Percent a Frog
4,377
You dare come back here?
3,713
Scream
3,587
Dolores
3,071
2010
2,949
You and Me, Man
2,126
Falling in Love with a Photograph
2,011
David's Reviews
2,001
Wowza
1,866
She Means Nothing To Me
1,798
Don't talk to me like I'm some kind of chump
1,792
People
1,711
Hey There, Sleepy Head
1,707
Election
1,702
Dance You Back To Life
1,701
Operation
1,680
People Change
1,678
Math
1,644
I Slept With a Man
1,324
An Education
1,323
Audition
1,322
Master Class
1,275
Open Your Eyes
1,262
Fuck Your Blood
1,254
In Love with a Pizza
1,223
Manners
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beefcake7776 (4 minutes ago)
dude got so into character he started having a mental breakdown
zanniia7279 (9 minutes ago)
I love how he progressively looks like he is going to cry, more and more.
vyperwave (18 minutes ago)
"Justin, I'm going to make a movie, and I need your strongest screenplay" -Luca Guadagnino, probably
50shekels (27 minutes ago)
I like how he was laughing in the beginning, but by the end he is so invested in the plot he made 2 minutes ago hes crying
sirlance312 (31 minutes ago)
Unstoppable force vs. Immovable object
mezner13 (47 minutes ago)
Unironically future Academy Award nominee
shrknan073 (52 minutes ago)
“Why respect knights when my potions can do anything you can”
charliemccollum6418 (1 hour ago)
When the acting majors are forced to take online class
bappojujubes981 (2 hour ago)
This potion seller is respectable. He would absolutely give the strongest potion if the Kinght could handle them, but he knows he cannot.
TheStinkusofYore (3 hours ago)
I can't believe this dude wrote one of the finest pieces of media in recent history, and also the movie Challengers.
cogniferous2537 (19 hours ago)
Plot twist: He wouldn't sell him potions because he wanted to protect him from the hardships of war.
AndreTheCrab (9 hours ago)
When the DM really doesn't want you to have any potions.
h3mog0blin (2 hours ago)
I love that in order to keep himself from laughing he reverts to sobbing
ce_es (12 hours ago)
"Tennis coach, I'm going into a match and I need your strongest piece of advice..."
avi-sb5lb (11 hours ago)
I want this to be the only digital evidence of our existence
DarkThunderism (2 hours ago)
This is just an NPC interaction from Oblivion.
audiomancer2000 (19 hours ago)
When you have no intelligence to assess the situation, no charisma to persuade the seller, and no constitution to save you from his potions.
vreschen939 (6 hours ago)
"I got asked on a red carpet recently which of the characters in 'Challengers' could handle the strongest potions, and I was caught off guard and so I said 'Tashi', and I was upset afterwards...(starts laughing) because the answer is none, no one. The answer is canonically no one, and I should've said that. So I was...yeah, I'll correct that now."
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