Yoshis have excellent childcare and parenting skills.

"You fool! You have doomed us all!!" - Yoshi

Even Yoshi slaps better than Will Smith

"I wanna ride the yoshi!" Spoken like a truly spoiled brat.

That's probably the quietest I've ever heard Pelo scream.

In case you’re wondering, yes, that is Sr. Pelo. He did the voice for him.

He taught speedrunner mario everything he knows

0:03 “you can’t hit me back because I’m a kid”

Yosh:YoU wAnNa RiDe Yosh?

I mean, thinking about it, baby Bowser didn't actually do anything that malicious in the game. He didn't mastermind the stealing of the twins, that was kamek. So I think Bowser was just acting like any other kid would at that age (I want that, if I don't get it I'll have a tantrum). Not to mention kamek basically steroids the poor little guy to Kaiju proportions.

“I WANNA RIDE ON THE YOSH >:(“

I can't get over the fact that the 7 yoshi slaps M E L T E D him

D O N T

Kamek is just like, nope you just beat him, I’m not messing with you.

Yoshi VS Bowser at parenting.

and this is where Mario gained his powerful Pimp Hand.

Those bloodshot eyes of rage lmfao

Nobody be talking about how bowser jr. Soiled and scribbled all over his room. Like, at that point, that's more than spank worthy

Yoshi art: the slap barrage