"I'm starting to think Ethan is the least human person in this game." If only we'd known how correct that would be.

Jack: "Boy, what are you doing?"

I live in Louisiana and i can confirm. CELL PHONES WORK

You wonder why jack survives this, the real sin is how do jack's glasses survive all of that

"Whenever a game wants to do southern horror, it inevitably picks one of two states: Louisiana or West Virginia"

RE7 Alternate name:

I think the only thing that irked me about RE7 is the characters' mouth movements.

"Cancerous Internet meme Umbrella tweeted out" XD I died

I don’t know if this was on purpose but the pause screen says ; Retry, Options, Stats and End. Each one of letters spells out Rose. Ethan and Mia’s child.

chris DLC is free and pretty good, just saying.

The real question is...

"Why do they have emblem keys and shadow locks?" There is a file that says the house was built by Trevor.....the same guy who built the Spencer Mansion. It may be weird, but it is at least an explanation. The guy is just an eccentric architect., but people in universe must have really liked his work at the time.

125, Ethan trespasses on the bakers property.

You missed the sin where Zoe created the serum in a god damned juicer, lol

if you play in vr you'll see Jack pushing on your knee to accelerate the car and switch gears

9:03 Margwrite has the ability to not lip sync with her dialogue