Phoenix: literally gets punched

Phoenix didnt even fight back, he just gives Apollo good advice and his business card before walking off- Ryuunosuke must be proud

gets punched by your lawyer

At first i was confused why phoenix didn't react at all to being punched, but then i thought about all the other shæt that's happened to him then realized a punch would probably be nothing to him

Phoenix gets punched and then immediately gives the guy his business card. I'm in love

"Apollo, it's your story now" he said.

"...It's your story from here on out, Apollo. Perhaps I could help you turn the next page... and the next page... and the page after that. And then I can steal your arc. And then I can open the next book, and be the main character, and open the next book after that, and also be the main character. So basically, it's my story Apollo. This is my fourth game in the Phoenix Wright series. You are meaningless now. Have fun living your all-revolving Phoenix Wright life!"

This alone should’ve gotten him into Smash

A-punch-llo Justice

GET HIS ASS JUSTICE

"It's your story from here on out, Apollo"

Pearl, a child slaps Phoenix across the face.

I love Hobo Phoenix so much

0:16

I think this is underrated

"It's your story from here on out Apollo..."

Phoenix: I’ve been whipped, tased, gotten amnesia, fallen off a cliff, and many other horrible things someone can withstand.