Getting that badly hurt and having your first thought be "But you didn't have to cut me off" is an absolute power move and I love it

“ I DONT HAVE A CONCUSSION! IM JUST STUPID HOMELESS AND UNEMPLOYED “

Absolutely love "What doesn't kill me makes me interesting at parties!"

“I don’t have a concussion, I’m just stupid, homeless, and unemployed!” Is a powerful statement

About the ice skating story, a wise man once said: “Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you."

I have the ultimate strange injury story.

I also have a quarter-sized bald spot on my head from back when I was a wee lad, and we had a tall table in our dining room. I pushed back my chair, it tipped backwards, and I hit my head. I went to the doctor and got stitches, and didn’t even know I had a bald spot till last summer when I cut my hair really short-

Star: What doesn’t kill me makes me interesting at parties

“What doesn’t kill me makes me interesting at parties” is such a quote wow

Ah thanks YouTube for recommending me this beautiful art where a person talks about the increasingly worrying injuries they keep receiving

“The fact that I was able to get away with it with only minor injuries” 1:51

I'm in highschool color guard right now. One of the girls almost hit themselves in the eye and they had to get stitches. Another broke their wrist several times. So far I've only got a couple concussions, a few asthma attacks, and a few anxiety attacks. Fun times.

My most awkward injury was when my coach in color guard changed the choreography to a double blade toss on sabre and I guess I tossed it at a weird angle and I busted my tooth on a show day. I really tossed one of the easiest tosses I know and I knocked out a tooth. Not my best moment

"What doesn't kill you makes you interesting at parties..."

just me watching how you were drawing the flowers- it hurt like so much i can only imagine how long that took and its crazy, you really are a great artist and make such amazing and stunning art!