Squidward's Suicide, the only CreepyPasta that got schooled by a grammar teacher.

Look carefully at the hyper-realistic "I really wish I weren't here right now" button, we have names for stories like this, but we'll call him; The Squidward

'Spongebob is booing...Very much unlike him'

5:06 did anyone else think of the episode where you can hear someone yell "BOO, YOU STINK!" at Squidward?

Oh my God you guys brought in an ACTUAL ENGLISH TEACHER!

There is a Creepypasta called "Hyper-Realistic".

Squidward's Suicide may as well be labeled as a shitpasta. It's not even remotely scary. I'm sorry, fans of Squidward's Suicide, but throwing in child gore, suicide and hysterical sobbing doesn't make a story scary. In fact I laughed out loud as soon as the hyper realistic descriptions were brought up.

No English/Literature teacher I've ever had would acknowledge that they know what Hentai is...

Now thinking about it, what is actually the connection between a Cartoon characters suicide and dead children? He committed suicide because everyone hated his music, right? The gory part of this story is just there to shock people but it doesn't have to do anything with "OMG Hyparealisic-eyes on my favorite characters" bullshit etc. 

"Sorry about Matt's crappy microphone....he is fat." Sir, I find that remark extremely insensitive. I too suffer from having a crappy microphone.

Wow now I really want a series where a English teacher or someone who got some sort of credible degree in English just reads creepy pastas and just go over every thing they did wrong in writing mechanics.

"The Squidward" sounds pretty terrifying.

also, my favourite horror titles are 5 nights at squidwards, the squidward in the woods, the squidward on elm street, and the texas squidsaw massaward XD

Exposing English professors to bad creepypasta is a hilarious idea. I'm inspired.

I read this. I think it was a sadist who wrote it, I did not see what dead kids had to do with Squidward killing himself.