Sojiro: Futaba is- (sees Akira and Futaba) you f*** sand*** YOU DARE TO SLEEP UNDER MY ROOF-

Sojiro busts in with a shotgun, and then summons yaldabaoth as his persona.

Level 10 with Sojiro: "Take care of her or I swear to... well. I'm sure she'll be fine."

This explains why Akira always sleeps until MIDDAY on sundays, despite Mona forcing him to go to sleep early.

Remove the E in ‘Ren’ and replace it with a ‘U’... that’s what he really needs to be doing right now before Sojiro walks in..

This is not accurate...

"you've spent a long day with Futaba."

Sojiro: "Could you not... Get with Futaba?"

THIS IS PURE AND WHOLESOME.

I can imagine Sojiro seeing this, though he just smiles and goes downstairs. Meanwhile, Morgana is trying to work a phone camera with his paws for potential teasing down the line. Either that on he lays on top of them to snooze, like he sometimes does to the protagonist.

Sojiro barges in with a shotgun while wearing a Get Smoked cap..

*sirens in the distance...

If I had a penny for every time someone tried to pull the sibling card...

Sojiro slams the door with a shotgun.

Imagine Sojiro walking in on that shit His adoptive daughter and sort-of foster son both in bed together with Morgana watching. I have no idea how he’d react but I’m sure it’ll be hilarious

“Mornings”

I ship futaba and ren/akira. In my eyes, Joker loves futaba no matter what, whether it be as a sister or romantically.

I love Futaba!!