"you already got something of your own, something very special"

"If he gets a dog, can I get a parrot?"

Season 5, Oscar first meets team RNGR - "My name is Oscar Pine, but you might know me as... the inventor of the Wacky Glackys?"

"I just can't believe that you would commit such a heinous act with a group of men you don't even know in the dead of night in an alleyway" "or as yku like to call it, Wednesday night" "Does it look like i am taking this lightly?" "well you are better at taking it hard"... Now that i think of it, the riding crop makes sense now.

I have a feeling wacky glackies would be the sort of thing you impulse buy on Amazon at 2am and never use

"I guess you can play fetch with a girl"

"RWBY but the main characters have voices that are more girly"

"And that's not even mentioning how we have a shop that sells one of the most dangerous substances on Earth to people like it's the fucking m&m store."

Cinder: So who ever has the vagina gets to fly the plane?

Love the 'Bad to the bone' music. "Hey this isn't the pet store"

"Would you like to join"

"All right then one tray of laced brownies coming up"

The wackie glackies should be a thing.

Cinder and Roman's convo was the best XD

That punch sound effect makes me laugh everytime

That whole rant towards the end killed me

dude I died inside when I can't find your abridged I thought you got sued or something. so glad they're back again!

I forgot how funny this was

unfortunately Ruby's right about her city.