"I would like to know your dad's name."

I'm so happy that stars fucking aligned, and this became a recorded conversations between three males who wanted to found out the name of someone's father without using it in a question form. Like, think about it; if this conversation was any different, like they were asking for a woman's name or one of them wasn't male, this jojoke might not have been possible, and that's fucking beautiful.

You know how rule 34 is "If it exists, there is porn of it"? I feel like there should be a rule J that goes "If it exists, it can be made into a JoJo reference."

I'm so glad that the universe has settled on Justin as Koichi

I like to imagine two versions of this

Wow. Jojo just taught me better english then my Teacher.

This was my first exposure to MBMBaM and I'm honestly not sure it could've been more perfect.

mcelroys and jojo are two things i didn't know i wanted mixed until it happened

the duwang gang

How about asking in sentence fragments?

"tell us your dads name, now" a command, simple

The thrilling conclusion to Diamond is Unbreakable.

Earl Nijimura

I could imagine them doing this at the end of part 4.

"I'm sorry but I can't answer any of your questions because of the enemy Stando"

This is a quality shitpost right here.

I love how incredibly situational this audio clip is for bites the dust

High quality rips

"Killer Queen stands up to his full Stand height (which is two feet higher with Sheer Heart Attack) and shouts 'ABRA CA FUCK YOU!' and casts a proximity bomb bubble at him"