1. NINTEN 1:52

1:50 you can play as ninten

1:51 n i n t e n

5:27 "WELCOME TO MARIO KA-"

6:41 I love this part bc it looks like a real anti piracy screen Nintendo would actually make

The thumbnail: wario twerking

1:49

Four horseman of anti piracy: Ninten, Nintendo WFC, [Japanese text] and Mii Outfit C

Legends say that if you bring all the Anti Piracy unlockable characters together you unlock Wario in Bayonetta outfit

2:48 mario throwin it back

1:50 Mario doing the donkey Kong idle while having headless??? Yo who swapped out the anims

Honestly the corrupted games playing with the music is creepier to me. It's like the developers know they're terrifying you. It adds insult to injury by pairing the cheery music you recognize with horrific visuals and glitches. Like they want to make a traumatic memory for pirating their game

Nintendo employee: sir people are making pirated versions of our game? what will we do?

6:03 so that's where the Nintendo wifi connection has been hiding for the past 7 y e a r s

1:52 に''い''い'' い''い''い'' ん てん.