It doesn't even look like hes eating the melon it just looks like he bit it with malicious intent to cause grievous harm.

Never thought I’d be more scared of a turtle than any dog on the planet

Dads when their daughter brings back a boy:

Snapping turtle: "one day human, that watermelon will be your head"

doctor: "real life Bowser doesn't exist he can't hurt you"

Bite: Startup frames 1-2, active frames 3-6, end lag 7-30. Damage - lethal

PETA: ”That’s abuse!”

Day 1 after being caught by humans: they gave me some type of ball, so I bit into it, it was cronchy. Good

That 'worrr' sound dude made after the turtle snapped at the watermelon is the most Japanese sound you could ever hear.

"Did u put your watermelon in the goblet of fire?"

This reminds me of the turtle in the amazing world of gumball.

It doesn't look like he's eating at all. He's trying to assert dominance

This is legit "The Amazing World of Gumball" turtle in real life

I had one of these for a while. He literally just came walking up to my yard one day. I fed him some lettuce I only kept him for a month or two before I gave him to a local wildlife center—but he was a neat little pet while I had him. His name was shelbert he was just too big for my condo and my gf was terrified he’d eat our cat Melvin.

Alligator snapper: C R O N C H