So horrific and casually charming. Alan Resnick.

This is a genre I like to call "Silent Hill Humor"

It's interesting, because Alan keeps talking about how he wants someone to take him to a hospital... except if you look at the 2:26 carefully, he clearly has gauze over a wound already and a torn IV drop in his arm... which would suggest that Alan has already been to hospital (and recently, by the looks of it) and escaped before they could remove the IV.

Alan needs to make a full length movie.

This is a very genuine and brilliant take on the plight of the homeless, and I salute you for it.

THE REAL FACE OF LYNKS DISEASE

"I have coughing fits.. I cough for weeks... and I, uh I just hate it, I hate coughing... (looks behind him at man behind truck).. I just love coughing." I literally laughed for five minutes.

HE HAS THE LYNKS GLOVE ON HIS RIGHT HAND. CAN ALSO BE SEEN IN THE CLAYGROUND VIDEO.

I like how most of his characters are just named Alan

When he goes to that shitty little outlook and says that it's what made him "fall in love with the building", I got this strange feeling in my chest. You know how you feel when a kid gives you a gift they made themselves and it's a literal piece of trash, but you can tell that they're proud of it? And you're just looking down at them with this weird mixture of love and pity? Yeah, it was like that.

Alanutorial: Where Are They Now?

brilliant. not kidding. oddly, really intriguing.

I'm glad someone is carrying the torch after Chris Morris dropped off the face of the earth. This fills the disturbing satire shaped hole in the soul.

He hates coughing... But he just loves to cough... In the clayground theres hypocrisy as well. People who seem to have "lynks disease" dont know what they are talking about.

Fun Fact: This parking garage is found on North Charles Street in Baltimore, across from the Baltimore theater, for all of you on the hunt! Godspeed.

Maybe he should take some Claridryl

"I'm looking for real, tangible help, and nothing else."