0:22 ᴵᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ʳᵉᵃˡ ᵇᵃᵈ ᵈᵃʸ

1:35

I love how nearly every weapon here is being used wrong

I am shocked at how well this has aged. It's truly timeless.

0:46 his expression is what my mouth feels like after the dentist

"Gravity, who gives a crap about gravity?"

2:51 i love how the framerate changes in this scene, it gives it that extra serious sam feel

,,Never! NEVER! Touch my Sasha!"

"Never Touch My Tree!"

Red Scout and Blu Scout are standing on the side and top of a building respectively. Since nobody cares about gravity, Red Scout's feat is possible, but when inquired about the subject, Blu Scout says that, believe it or not, he does care about gravity. Red Scout is stunned by this, as gravity returns to normal because of Blu Scout's sheer amount of care for the physics entity. Red Scout falls and crushes Goomba Dispenser, who happens to be the offspring of Invincible Nightmare, the world's most powerful Hippie-mon. Invincible Nightmare is so grief-stricken that it curls up into a building box, proclaiming that it is "a real bad day" and shambles off the side of a cliff.

Are we just going to ignore that heavy is so manly that he uses a chainsaw as an axe.

Spy's little scream is the funniest thing ever.

It's seriously cracking me up at 1:35 how Spy has not even a quarter of a second to react, a sudden chair swivel and getting out of his relaxed position followed by a abruptly-cut scream of horror.

THIS IS A BUCKET

“What looks like corncake?”

In high school: wtf is this mindless bull crap