A Tanks job is to give the Healer PTSD.

Nothing gives me more satisfaction than having a sprout in The Vault and telling them “Enjoy the story ”

Keeping a tank alive with 6 stacks of vulnerability, what a true chad healer

Water the sprouts, friends.

I love sprouts.

Let's be honest, Sprouts are the only way to make roulettes fun.

never ruin a sprouts first time in any dungeon, let them walk around and look, not like you need to rush back to limsa to emote and wait for your next queue you only get 1 first.

It's okay, sprouts are learning... we were all sprouts once, and we should help them get bett- 1:53 IS HE USING AN AOE SKILL AGAINST A SINGLE BOSS???

See, this is why I love FF over any other MMO. The community recognizes (usually) that new people just need time to grow. They encourage that growth actively, and I love that.

The phrase "I can't outheal stupid" lives deep in my soul.

"I solemnly swear to keep you above 0 HP, and that's it."

The virgin mechanics doer versus the Chad stand in orange

Embrace the sprouts, take care of them, they are the future!

Sprout tank here, my first dungeon was unforgettable. Mostly bc the Ranged (who WASN'T a sprout) pulled a second pack of mobs while i was trying to Provoke and AoE the first one. That healer probably cried a tear of joy that i know where my mit buttons are

6 vulns in a dungeon? Massive respect, even when i play badly i never got that many stickers.

Had a sprout call me out on not knowing a mechanic in a dungeon ( something about the restraining collar) and said I had no right to be a mentor if I didn't even know about that mechanic. I just started playing again last week. They thought the return flower was a crown.

This is how I learnt to heal....but my tank is a mentor healer main and he threw me in the deep end. "sprout training" at its finest 🏻

It’s true we are all sprouts at one time in our life. That’s why it’s nice to support them on their journey to grow.