“ Which is bigger?”

What do you put in a toaster?

loast, coast, roast, ghost, host, woast, post, quost,nost, boast.

“How many elephant legs do you see?”

“What do you put in a toaster?”

It’s all cool until you see that lady on your pile of clothes at 2 am and you keep blinking but it won’t go away.

For the last couple of months inanimate objects move. Pictures look alive…decorative flower arrangement, the petals or stems move around. I almost feel crazy, but I find it fascinating. I don’t know what’s going on lol. Even my blanket, if I stare at it, it’ll start moving as if there’s something in it. And no, I am not on anything lol

"shake your head left to right"

When he said what do you put in the toaster, I immediately said pop tarts. I wasn't even thinking about bread.

Somebody: what do you put in a toaster? Me: waffles

"You actually put bread in a toaster"

I showed this to my grandpa and now he’s doing some sick dance moves on the ground

God bless the 0.5%of people who like this comment

When he asked what do you put in toasters? Me thinking I'm big brained:Toes

Me: Nah, This will never make me feel high.

Him: Stare at the black dot and watch the bar change color