Name

Brandon Hart Ritchie

Description

Please do not read this text, it exists for the sole purpose of wasting time from your rapidly dwindling lifespan. There, I told you what this is, so I'm completely guilt free. And yet, you continue to read for whatever reason. Why? Could it be that you're suspicious that there's a very funny joke hidden somewhere inside? Do you just not like being told what to do? Maybe you hate yourself and this is some form of punishment you're giving yourself. Who know? Not I. Hopefully you know, because it would be a darned shame if you were reading this for literally no reason. The time you spent reading this nonsense is gone now, forever lost into the streaming flow of eternity, you'll never get it back again. You could have been using that time to make yourself or others happy, but you didn't. Even now you continue to paddle against the stream, defiant and slowly breaking away, like a mountain carved away by the winds, and willingly too. And nothing of value was lost.

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