Watched a documentary on the solar system, when I saw that Saturn had no ring! LeAstronaut flew up there and stole it! It’s his first real ring. Good job LeThief! Unfortunately only 2 other planets have rings and one of them is small, but LeMickey loves Pluto!

I was building my dream home when sadly I ran out of bricks. I see LeMickey walking down the street! All I had to do was tell him the game was on the line and he threw up enough bricks for me to finish my home! Thanks LeMickey you finally came in clutch!!

I’m a lebron fan but this Lemickey troll is hilarious lmaoooo

Man this BLOWS! I ran to the library to get the new publication for my son “How to Win a Real Ring” by Michael Jordan but they said every copy was STOLEN And you’ll never guess who... LeFraud James...broke it to my son and he cried. How could his idol do this? Shame on u LeMickey

Lefraud is actually 0-74 in the Finals

UNBELIEVABLE. Today I took my son to Chuck E Cheese for his birthday. He won a game and exchanged his tickets for a Mickey Mouse ring pop but then a large man with a receding hairline came in and SNATCHED it out of the poor kid’s hands! To my dismay, it was LeMICKEY himself!

Lemickey with his First Round Exit

LeChoke Missed the Playoffs LMFAO!!!!!

CANT BELIEVE IT! I was watching Aladdin with my son when LeBald appeared on the movie and stole the 3 wishes to ask for a real ring, fortunately Alladin turned into his father CHEF CURRY, he gave him another MICKEY MOUSE RING and slapped LeFraud’s face.

I was in Africa hunting lions when LeFraud ransacked my campsite! I had to tell the locals about LeThief and they summoned the ancient legend STEPH "CHEF" CURRY aka LuWashed's FATHER cursed LeMickey with ETERNAL BALDNESS and MICKEY MOUSE RINGS

On the 12th day of Christmas LeMickey gave to me

LeFraud is actually 0-78 in the Finals