Turns out I severely underestimated how unbalanced vanilla PvZ 2 is after reading comments and my Discord, rip

0:00 Introduction

Fun fact: in the DS version, Three peater shoots 2 on its lane of on the top or bottom lane

What if you

Who would win?

As a Kid, spamming the whole map with threepeater and Torchwood was an Ultimate Defense for me.

There was a mini game specifically designed for you to spam starfruits and people still sleep on it

Wait some people trash garlic? As someone who loved gloomwalk, this is a surprise to me. I know there are some enemies it doesn’t work against, but it’s still incredibly useful if you support it properly.

SSS tier: the lawn mower. This single use item can wipe out a whole wave of zombies and any zombie unfortunate to enter its path of destruction. Excluding the final boss, nothing is safe from this item.

Lets be honest here, despite the Peashooter being arguably shit, It still has a place in our hearts

PvZ 1: Needs some game balance

This tier list aged so well. Starfruit has just been discovered to be the recipe for fastest runs in 5-2 and 5-3.

Popcap: let’s add a really weak plant that’s only useful for the start of night levels

I'm seeing alot of people here saying that cabbage pult does twice the damage as peashooter and therefor it should be much higher, completely forgetting that cabbage pult shoots slower so peashooter and cabbage pult have the same dps.

Back as a kid, dolphin rider's sound always makes me nervous as fuck, tangle kelp was my greatest friend

Chomper is AMAZING in speedruns, it has fast recharge and can even eat zombonis. Despite it being slow to chew it's still a spammable 1 shotter, which is why it's good for speedruns cause it can take zombies out quick. Usually they'll just shovel a chewing chomper and place another one down, high skill use plant

"the entire purpose of Cactus is to counter a single type of zombie, and it's not even the best at it"

The utter terribleness of the cactus is probably the worst design decision in the game. Couldnt it at least hurt things that eat it?