Ngl link didn't mind ganon taking his arm, but smack talking about his sword was too far lmao

I love how that intro sequence established the Calamity was practically an angry fart in Hyrule's general direction compared to what Ganondorf himself is capable of.

Ganon: A blade that shatters so easily against my power cannot save you from me.

To be fair, it didn't seal Dragondorf. It destroyed his Zonai Tide Pod and him likely along with it, but didn't seal him anywhere.

I love how the Construct shrine took longer than the Mucktoroc boss fight

Ganondorf: A blade that shatters so easily against my power cannot save you from me.

So what you're saying is that the Hero of the Wilds got insulted about the strength of his sword, proceeded to go on a land wide quest to gather allies, fucking up several big monsters, slashing through a whole ass army of goons, fought G-Dorf, not once, not twice, but three times with him progressively getting stronger, Windwaker this dragons ass

Welcome to my tape unwinding asmr, with complimentary Zelda footage

The fact that you waited till the fire temple to go to the depths is crazy

That was really a "Me personally" moment

I’m sorry, the pause, the zoom in on Link, then just a full like 50 hour playthrough sped up, no music, just fast forwarded audio.

Link fast-forwarding through his adventure was unexpectedly funny.

I'm just absolutely bewildered at the order you did the sages in

You took it a bit too personal tbh

2:08 Timestamp to skip the fast forward

The reason Link got hit by the gloom there in the first place and lost all his hearts and stamina was because Ganon caught Link using the glitch to get max hearts/stamina using the evil shrine from BotW and slapped him for it.

Imagine turning to an immortal dragon to kill the guy you hate and he still beats your a** and kills you