Anna Williams dominates Lee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWfns32hdEE

Anna: "Go back to your cage!"

And then he took her home, cooked her an incredible dinner, read her fine poetry, and asked once more if she would be his girl and see past his gorilla-like frame. But he also assured her that she could of course deny his request and leave peacefully since they were no longer in a fighting tournament. But he’d certainly keep trying in a tasteful way.

Plot Twist: He only fought her since he didn’t want to be sexist for her being a woman in a fighting tournament. He then carried her to the hospital so she wouldn’t be charged for an unnecessary ambulance bill.

Finally, a more realistic take on “how I met your mother”.

I mean she wasn’t wrong about him being a neanderthal. Dude literally said “beat woman, make new wife” at the end there

I guess a lot of you people must've forgotten that Marduk's backstory, as in the ONLY thing he did in the series before this game was that he KILLED a guy (Armor King, who was a playable character), he was supposed to be a villain.

He always gets what he wants

We have such dirty minds these days. Obviously, Marduk is taking Anna back to her home to rest. What a honorable fighter!

He doesn’t kidnap. He only collects waifus

Plot twist - he's taking her to the hospital to tend to her wounds because he actually cares about her.

Il raduno degli alpini in tekken 5

Non ironicamente andò più o meno così quando Donkey Kong rapì Pauline.

It didn't age well. It aged magnificently.

"Still better love story than Twilight". For sure!

It's funny cause many games back in the day were about a bad guy or monster trying to steal a woman.

I confronti su Tekken 5 erano fantastici

I still think that Ending with Anna and Nina playing pool was the funniest to me