Let’s be honest. The mass shootings will only stop once SpongeBob stops being so fucking breedable god DAMN!! I’ve been shooting fat masses every night strokin my dick thinkin bout Bikini Bottom and shit! Zinc supplements got me FUCKED UP, blackin out and wakin up to a whole ass bottle of lotion in my pants!! It’s the Midas touch for cum, shit’s on my laundry, on my computer, on my fuckin DOG? Deep clean ain’t even get that shit out the carpet, like fuck it this my life now!!!

this is splendid ~ man.

Handsome Squidward my beloved

TBI