Strakens final kill count from the Tournament: 1 Deathwing Knight, 5 Hellblasters, 1 Chaos Knight Carnivore :_Gigachad:

freebird solo starts playing as Strakken dives into a pile of Deathwing terminators

"That's a bloody Engine sir! My fist won't do much."

The irony is your worst enemy would be... another guard army running mortars and such.

THE EMPEROR LOVES THE INFANTRY!!

I liked the part where straken said it’s straken time and strakened all over chaos.

My favourite thing was saying I'm a chaos space marine player, but then showing up with just wave after wave of cultists. Nobody ever expects it

He who scoffs at the power of the lasgun has clearly never run across a field of ten thousand of them . Great vid as always

Imagine the humiliation of possessing a Knight Rampager and then dying to a normal dude punching you in the toe.

These are the best tourney reports out there. Mordian doesn’t just tell the result of each battle, he tells the STORY of each battle. Big distinction.

If pure infantry guard is Meta, then the Meta chasers are pretending it isn't because they don't want to paint 200+ infantry models.

- goes full guard infantry

Makes sense that pure infantry would do well - the current meta is so jammed with monsters and vehicles that people just dont bring enough anti infantry

I think part of the reason your infantry list is doing a weird amount of damage is due to the fact that 1. Because primary is so focused on being in the centerline of the board your opponents couldn't afford to hide from your army very much, so they end up in rapid fire and bayonet range more than you'd expect, combined with the fact that your guys don't properly die due to feel no pains, number of bodies, and reinforcements, so over 5 turns your firepower doesn't diminish nearly as much as your opponent's firepower. But that's just like, my opinion man. What do you think?

This guy can make a tale of playing vs 2 DA Players and a (chaos) knight player into a highlight of the week.

An Eversor assassin beaten to death with shovels

It's called math. These armies always do way better than you'd think.

The two-part series on competitive Infantry Guard is peak MG. Hoping to see more content like this.