At the end I say Tokyo team when I meant to say Osaka team, whoopsies.

"He's just some dick that decided to become 13 different people and start a war." I can't stop laughing.

Before kh3 came out, i made an image with Nomura's face, with the text: "I will make ffxiii versus one way or another, mark my words." And then i almost shat my pants when my man actually did just that.

Could you imagine if the toy story level was just sora explaining the kh backstory to woody and buzz. Then woody and buzz give each other a "well we've been there" look and they slowly gaslight sora into thinking none of that is real and he's just a toy. Imagine thats how kh ends.

The keyblade war felt like this games attempt at an Avengers Endgame. Starting the final fight by showing off all your heroes standing off against the villains. Then fight off thousands of mooks, struggle against the mooks then have a confrontation with the final boss, all in a brown wasteland.

Woody telling Xehanort that no one loves him is one of the greatest moments in gaming.

Sora: "I've got to go save Kairi."

It’s genuinely astonishing how often in this game they don’t do the work to integrate the Disney Worlds into the story in a compelling way. Like as a writer even if the worlds were mandated, I can’t imagine it being fun for me to turn in a script just retelling sections of Tangled or Frozen verbatim with the actual protagonists of the game sitting in the background. As a fellow lover of Space Paranoids & uniquely storied worlds like Timeless River or The Underworld, it’s just so annoying that everyone at the studio is aware of how to make more compelling Disney Worlds but then just don’t or make worlds like Toybox that feel quarter-baked

Riku: Explains how to create artificial people.

Roxas and Lexaeus interacted once. That interaction was Lexaeus turning around and, without saying a word, punching Roxas in the face.

As someone who is obviously as invested as you are in KH but without the mental attentiveness to tell people all my problems with this game, thank you for making this.

My main thing about kh3 was how short it was.

I skipped out on Re: Mind entirely, and the fact that Mickey got his own microwave hallway scene floored me.

I feel like disney had alot more influence in this game with how hard they pushed things like the rides and frozen.

34:53 I can't lie I SCREAMED laughing at this part because it hadn't dawned on my how SLOW some of these characters walk during conversations.

As someone who liked Xehanort pre-KH3, I always interpreted his motivation as "ending the world just to see what would happen." He became the Seeker of Darkness, every interaction with him involved his thirst for knowledge and the mystery of the keyblade war. So it would make sense, imo, that his motivation would be to stage the keyblade war just to see what lies beyond the end. So when they retrofitted his motivation to be some dumb balance shit, I was pissed. I found the man who would end the world to satisfy his quest for knowledge so much more compelling than what we got.

Something that you poked fun at that really annoyed me was how surprised the trio are at everything. I know they're fun loving idiots but at this point in their heartless hunting careers I would expect them to be ready to see weird shit everywhere they went. I'm not saying I want a battle hardened gritty Sora smoking cigars and shit. But it's stupid that he's absolutey floored by things like Elsa's magic or a robot. Like dude you cut skyscrapers in half and you fought a 200 foot long man-boat. But a talking snowman is where you draw a line???

I really have to shout out the Nobodies as an enemy type. The way they move is so surreal and unpredictable, bending and shrinking and wigglin' all over the place, I honestly think they're more memorable than the Heartless. That first Nobody boss you fight as Roxas is insane, wrigglin and pointing its head into the ground, forming a cage with its limbs, they're just so cool man~