So for some reason, this is doing numbers.

I love how this tech priest is approached by a man in important looking armor (Presumably with a mark of the inquisition) and his first reaction is to screech at him like a dying sound system

I like that the Techpriest uses his customer service voice to talk to the Inquisitor. He sounds like Tesco’s self-checkout machine.

Mechanicus has a pretty funny piece of dialogue where the priest who only cares about technology clashes with the skitarii commander, who's worried about her men, and the priest's response is ERROR: damn not found

Not gonna lie, the inquistor knowing how to respond and apparently understanding tech-cant makes him far superior already as an inqusitor

This man is just straight up speaking microwave

He has a built in funny box I see nice.

Gotta love that GW polish. Bloodstains sliding across the floor, disappearing and reappearing. That's the real joke.

It's funny. When I first got into 40k, I always thought "These robo-monks are fucking weird."

My headcannon for the blood moving is that they are in the warp, otherwise it'd be a very unpolished game, and we don't want that, right?

That's nothing compared to the raw savagery of Tech-Acquisitor Scaevola from Mechanicus:

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"Reverting to sub-standard audio output." - Fine, if we have to speak in meat languages...

For anyone wondering standard speech is considered suboptimal because that screeching conveys information like a computer and can therefore operate way faster with way more information, tech priests can have like 200 conversations in two seconds of screeching.

0:02 what everyone first hears when they attempt to converse with me, who is always half dazed, half angered and 100% machine and coffee fueled living in pure agony

For those of you not familiar with the Holy Lingua Technis, this Techpreist was actually gaming on a dial-up connection when the Inquisitor walked up. That wasn't his voice, it was his modem, and he tried to conveniently cover that up by speaking through vox-hailers. It is a common affliction of our Blessed Order.

"In the service of the Omnissiah."

Is the ship inside the Warp? Because else i can´t explain why is the floor moving.

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