A few people requested the tab, so:

With credit card bank, you can bank with your credit card. No problem.

Dont forget the happy stomp clap drums

The silence is where the "punchline" of the ad would be

There are ad generators that have a massive library of about 5 tracks. A few weeks ago I got 2 ads in a row, for completely different companies, using the exact same track.

"Side effects may include dizziness, drowsiness, cough, fever, headaches, chill, narcolepsy, rash, flaking, abrasions, lesions, necrosis, cysts, pneumonia, cardiac arrest, suicidal thoughts, dysentary, total organ failure, or runny nose."

I hate corporate music, but I also hate ads, so it fits. What's truly soul-crushing is when they use good music in the ad. So I approve of the move to keep real and corporate music separate.

Waiting for a guy to randomly go “WOO” and the beat drops

“Are you tired of boring socks? We at Sockies set out to create that last pair of socks you’ll ever need”

You gotta add the "hey!" And the weird choir they always use

I’ve genuinely never noticed the bass lines in ads. They don’t set up for a payoff. You don’t ever say “I wonder how that works musically,” it’s just white noise behind a voice telling you all the reasons your life is crap without their product. You associate it so heavily with the ad that you don’t realize it even exists on its own

As a bassline myself, I can confirm this is everywhere

and every pharmaceutical ad has, like, ukulele strums, whistling, and a whimsical tambourine

I felt a surge of rage go through my spine. You captured it perfectly. Subbed

Don't forget the whistle tune and the finger snap for a snare drum

The way it starts up again at the end xD

it’s the soulless, dead-eyed stare that really does it for me