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"A member went afk because his mother fell down the stairs."

“Hey baby I’m home alone”

I'd rather my kid be in an actual gang then tell me they're doing this

Mum: dinners ready.

“they check the map nearly all the time for potential threats “

I applied to the lords. It was going well till my mom opened the curtains during initiation and my skin was exposed to the sun. I was rejected and the next day found a bunch of men on horseback surrounding my house, im still on the run to this day.

I still come back to this every now and then, just to remind myself that no matter what I do or say in life, i'll never be as bad as these cringelords

“We had a member admit he went outside, he is no longer with us”

“We had a member who’s skin actually touched sunlight daily.”

Last night I was in Saint Denis and there was a 4 man posse of reaper lords that randomly attacked us so we started killing them with our group of 4. They were all like level 200+ and my buddies were below level 80 I am level 156. Then we kept killing them and they called in like 9 people and guess what. We still killed all of them until they ran away. And I can confirm they were reaper lords.

"He was playing Animal Crossing on another device. He is no longer with us." I found that a little too funny omg.

"Michael I'm sorry that your mum is in the hospital ICU but if you don't guard the door you're getting demoted"

Girlfriend: "hey im ready lets go"

"We had a member, who admitted to have seen the sunlight. He is no longer with us."

"We had a member admit to not weighing over 600 pounds"