When the teacher implies that Phoebe is swearing because of Roy and he points at himself in disbelief, cracks me up.

My favorite Roy Kent quote: “WHISTLE! Oi, I said WHISTLE!” “My lips are sensitive to impure metals and whistles give me mouth hives.”

“What have you got to be sad about? Did one of the Paw Patrol dogs die?” is a completely underrated quote

I’m hard pressed to say that Roy Kent is one of the best characters ever written, in all of cinema history

While Roy is uncomfortable talking to men (standoffish in the locker room, resistant to asking the Diamond Dogs for help, and generally unwilling to play along with the other analysts in the TV studio), he’s really good at talking to women. He’s great with his niece, he’s extremely supportive of Keeley and Rebecca, and he has his whole yoga friend group that we haven’t seen on the show.

"He's here. He's there. HE'S EVERY FUCKING WHERE. ROY KENT ROY KENT.

“This isn’t black, this is dark heather charcoal.” LMAO I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

"Go after the bus driver and make him pay for what he did to me. Avenge me, Keeley. Avenge me!" God Roy Kent is the best character in all of TV.

When Keeley mocked him and he said 'that's actually pretty good' is when I fell in love with his character.

The character development of Roy Kent is phenomenal. Jaime Tart never stood a chance against him for Keeley’s heart.

Roy Kent just gruffly saying “Nooo” and walking away is fucking everything

I’m missing only one scene. Keeley explains she wants to be buried with a fruit tree growing out of her grave. At the funeral he approaches her, eating an apple: “I got it from a tree outside. Tastes like dead people.” I laughed for a good 10 minutes on that delivery.

He's literally an R-rated, human version of Oscar the Grouch

I love how Ted and Roy are complete opposite personalities, yet they have a mutual respect because they are both centred in honour, patience and maturity despite any hardships.

The episode that turns into a romantic comedy as Roy chooses to be a coach is the best of the series and proved that this show was genius.

"This isn't black, this is dark heather charcoal" still gets me