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Sex House - Meet The Nymphos - Ep. 1
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Sexy Truth or Sexy Dare - Sex House - Ep. 2
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Back Of Library Smells Like Weed
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Zebras: Nature's Ultimate Prey - Horrifying Planet - Ep. 1
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Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
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'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat'
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Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
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Sex House
 
Sex House - Meet The Nymphos - Ep. 1
233,059
Sexy Truth or Sexy Dare - Sex House - Ep. 2
227,928
Back Of Library Smells Like Weed
127,519
Zebras: Nature's Ultimate Prey - Horrifying Planet - Ep. 1
119,078
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
88,430
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat'
69,422
Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
65,928
Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013
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Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
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Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
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Scientists Find Skeleton Of Nature's First Sexual Predator
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'9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda
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Expert Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters
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Town's Teen-Pregnancy Spike Due To One Impressive Youth
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Banana Sex Olympics - Sex House - Ep. 5
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Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar
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Get On That Pole! - Sex House - Ep. 3
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12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams
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Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult
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Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?
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davieduckett (3 minutes ago)
Telling a girl that she is much prettier than your daughter is my favorite pick up line
ryangaskin4938 (10 minutes ago)
“There’s so much alcohol, they barely left any room for food”
binarystar300 (17 minutes ago)
you know how spot on this parody is when SO many people think it's a real show
nimrodfilms5104 (28 minutes ago)
"his homosexuality is a turn on"
Tfrne (32 minutes ago)
This is such high-level satire that it's essentially indistinguishable from the shows it parodies.
MrSkme (46 minutes ago)
This is not even a parody. Its just like how many of these programs are.
anonym0usplatypus (51 minutes ago)
I love how the sex counter has 4 digits
JamieTheBangles11Fan (1 hour ago)
The best part of the intro was Frank. I have a wife and two children.... LMAO
catmanisacatlord (1 hour ago)
Netflix just made this into a real show
olegpowder741 (3 hours ago)
Derek : "There is so much alcohol they barely left enough room for the food."
AllUsernamesTaken (14 hours ago)
I still think this series is the most brilliant piece of content The Onion has ever produced. The writing is perfect, the satire is on point, the production is high quality, and the slow devolution into insanity and cruelty is masterfully executed.
sketchnology8270 (6 hours ago)
"I find it impossible to believe they did not cast another gay guy" LOL
brendanmccabe8373 (14 hours ago)
They need to have a guy like frank on every reality show that would be hilarious
Hhhhhh-sz9ud (16 hours ago)
I like how Jay's high school offered a bartending class
TheRandomBlackHole (19 hours ago)
"I'm not going to have sex with anyone but meeting new people is always a wonderful treasure hah"
kucinglaper5330 (13 hours ago)
The Onion > CollegeHumor
Kyle-fu6en (3 hours ago)
When he punched the drywall, I was so proud
imrlyboredful (17 hours ago)
To people wandering whether you should watch this:
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