Unless it's a mathematician's party, stating "You're cutting this cake in a very faulty way" will probably result in not being invited again.

alternative solution: eat the entire cake in one sitting

nice statement at the end

What is this foreign concept of a "leftover cake"?

everybody knows there is no day two for a cake

People's faces when I cut the cake at the next birthday party...

This is a great way for a single guy with no friends to ensure that the suffering another birthday alone is drawn out for as many days as possible.

Ingenious as this method may be, for solving 1 problem, I spot 2 new problems it creates:

This might be satisfying for mathematicians, but a physicist will point out that the rubber band will stretch when put in a cool refridgerator. Thus the effect of the rubber band is nullified, and you've opened up for up to 4 times as much surface area exposal than what you tried to get away from when simply slicing out a wedge.

"maximizing the amount of gastronomical pleasure"

If you still have cake left over from the previous day, I'm doubting it was a delicious cake to begin with.

This only applies to people who actually have leftover cake.

Not only does the cake stay moist , you also get an infinite process, which mean infinite cakes.

“Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”

Saran Wrap? Tupperware? Aluminium foil? A covered cake stand? Maths....because we can.

The cake to icing ratio on the last slices would be bad

This is why mathematicians are never taken seriously by the general public.

POV : you thought the 301 vid would be the most popular but realised its their least viewed vid lol